Thursday, February 27, 2003

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Table knocking

Have you ever come across people talking and knocking their right index finger on the table and goes 'óÆ óÆ óÆ óÆ óÆ...'? I know they want to make some strong points. But is it really necessary?

When talking to them, I like to imitate them too. But I use my middle finger. Not only I óÆ the table, but I óÆ at their face too. :)
Decision

Finally decided on Sony DCR-TRV40E

Reason:
1. Battery - Eventhough the original battery is able to last less than 1 hour, but with QM91 battery, it can last upto 15 hours. IP55E only lasts 2.5 hours. I opted for QM71 battery (8 hours) with on-battery time-remaining readout. Cool.
2. LCD screen - Bigger 3.5" LCD screen compared to IP55E's 2.5". Pixel count on both are same - 180kpx. Both are touchscreen.
3. Low light ability - IP55E rated 7 lux. TRV40E rated 4 lux. For good lowlight performance, TRV16/18E are rated 2 lux.
4. Size - IP55E is small. Slips easily into pockets. But do you really need to slip a camcorder into pocket? And I already have a Kyocera Finecam S3 that slips into pocket.
5. Pixels - IP55E 1mpx, smaller CCD size. TRV40E 1.55mpx, bigger CCD size.
6. DV format - IP55E MicroDV, less popular, compression higher, more lossy. Tape is more expensive. TRV40E uses MiniDV, more popular, better quality, more software to edit.
7. Still shots - TRV40E has higher resolution. Average pictures that I took, even with a 3mpx digicam, are 1024x768 most (almost all) of the time. Both are more than enough. But I believe TRV40E is sharper and clearer due to bigger lens size.
8. It's the top 1 chip camcorder model of 2002. So, I can't be that wrong in choosing TRV40E.

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

Saddam Hussein the Liar

Bush won't be satisfied even if Saddam does destroy the missiles, White House spokesman Ari Fleischer said. He said stockpiles of sarin and VX nerve agent were still missing.

"This is not about public relations. This is about protecting the lives of the American people,'' Fleischer said. "If Saddam Hussein destroys the missiles that he said he never had ... you've got to wonder what other weapons does he have?''

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"Bush's insistence on ignoring the international community and using pressure and blackmail to force Security Council members to accept his evil wishes ... is leaving the Iraqis with only one choice: to defend their land, independence, dignity and national integrity,'' it said.

Blix's order came after international experts determined the Al Samoud 2 flew farther than the 150km limit set down by the United Nations in 1991. Iraq maintains some of the missiles overshot the limit because they were tested without warheads and guidance systems.

Iraq has until the end of the week to begin destroying the missiles, components and related systems.

If it refuses, UN officials said Blix is likely to report the failure to the Security Council, which would then have to decide on any action. A refusal could give impetus to a draft UN resolution submitted on Monday by the United States, Britain and Spain to pave the way for war.

Iraq has suggested it is negotiating with the United Nations to let it modify its missiles - or perhaps destroy only some of them - instead of eliminating the missile system.

The United Nations says the order is non-negotiable, but Blix said he was sending his chief deputy, Demetrius Perricos, to Baghdad to discuss the demand.

"We have set the date for the commencement of the destruction of these missiles and we expect that to be respected,'' Blix said.

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What happened to:

8,500 missing litres of anthrax growth medium
6,500 missing chemical bombs
3,000 missing tons of chemical precursors
550 missing artillery shells filled with mustard gas
360 missing tons of chemical warfare agents, including 1.5 tons of VX nerve agent
50 missing long-range missile warheads

in Iraq?

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The US and UK want a full explanation of what happened to the following:

360 tonnes of chemical warfare agents, including 1.5 tonnes of VX nerve agent

3,000 tonnes of chemical precursors (which are developed into chemical weapons) including 300 tonnes uniquely used for VX.

Growth media for 20,000 litres of biological warfare agents. Any Iraqi claims that this will have degenerated will not be accepted as mustard gas found in shells in 1997 was active

Shells for use in biological warfare - 20,000 are missing say the British, 15,000 say the Americans

6,000 chemical warfare bombs.

Why did Iraq try to import 60,000 aluminium tubes? Rapidly spinning rotor tubes in centrifuges are used to separate weapons grade uranium, though both the British and American reports acknowledge that the tubes could be used for conventional weapons as well.

Why did it try to import other equipment, including vacuum pumps, a winding machine and special chemicals needed in gas centrifuge cascades?
US Bashing

Wombat : "US Bashing by some people for the possibility of war with Iraq is fine with me. But some jerks in KL are going overboard with it. Can someone please tell them that if it weren't for the US, their first language today would be Japanese and their second language would be German?"

I say... Get the fark out of the way and let the US do their farking job, okay! What's up with you people? If Saddam Hussein keeps hiding his load of biological and chemical weapon, let him farking die with it! He has been given chances before. He digged his own farking grave, okay!
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Once upon a time, there was an °¢É© who came to me complaining of severe giddiness and vomiting. She couldn't even walk without the assistance of her two sons. I saw her immediately.

Her blood pressure was 220/130 mmHg. History revealed that she has taken the recommended daily dose of six pills of ²Ý¸ù°ÙÁäÍè per day for the first time several hours prior to the symptoms. She bought it from a Chinese herbal shop after the shopkeeper convinced her that it is good for her rheumatism.

I advised her sons to get her to a hospital to have her blood pressure stabilized but she rufused. Despite warnings and threats, I had to give up. I rested her on the couch, gave her a medicine and hoped that it work.

And it did. 30 minutes later she was joking and laughing with her sons in the next room. A repeat blood pressure reading was 130/80 mmHg.

Amazing, I thought. I told her not to take that ²Ý¸ù°ÙÁäÍè ever again and discharged her home.

Guess what.

Two days later, she came back to me again. Same complaints. Only this time, she took three instead of six ²Ý¸ù°ÙÁäÍè. Reason : "I don't want to waste the rest of the ²Ý¸ù°ÙÁäÍè."

Monday, February 24, 2003

Shit Happens

One afternoon...

RPCN : "Next!"

Fat boy : "Heh heh heh..."

Dr. Liew : "What's so funny?"

Fat boy : *embarassed look* "Err... err..." *look at RPCN*

Dr. Liew : "You can excuse us."

RPCNs : "Okay." *leave room*

Dr. Liew : "Please sit down."

Fat boy : "Can't sit. Backside very pain."

Dr. Liew : "Huh? What happened?"

Fat boy : "Today hor, I got stomachache. Just now very pain. I run to toilet, because very the urgent. Want to come out liao."

Dr. Liew : "Then? You miss fired?"

Fat boy : "I took off my pants and underwear. Then quickly sit down. That thing really going to come out. But that stupid toilet seat got screw jutting out at the back. I accidentally sat on that screw. Wah lau, so painful. Immediately the shit cannot come out."

Dr. Liew : "Ooooo..."

Fat boy : "Just now got blood also."

Dr. Liew : "Come, let's have a look."

Fat boy : "Okay."

Behind the curtain...

Dr. Liew : "It's okay, just a small abrasion." *apply some lotion*

Fat boy : "Cilaka betul that toilet."

Dr. Liew : "Aiyah... not the fault of that toilet lah. Your backside too big liao. People shit no problem. You shit, it happens. You are lucky that screw missed the target. Otherwise you won't be having constipation problem for the next three months. I'm going to give you some of this lotion. You go back apply three times a day."

Fat boy : "But I can't even see the wound."

Dr. Liew : "Then put a mirror on the floor and squat over it lor. Can see very clear."

Fat boy : "Okay."

Dr. Liew : "Just make sure you don't accidentally step on the mirror and cut yourself."

Fat boy : "Okay."

Dr. Liew : "You just learned something today."

Fat boy : "What?"

Dr. Liew : "Next time if you really bueh tahan, ask somebody to give you a hard kick on your backside. Then you can tahan until you get to a toilet."

Fat boy : "Muahahaha... you ah."

Dr. Liew : "Hehehe... Come, let me see what's wrong with your stomach..."

Sunday, February 23, 2003

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